![]() ![]() MELISSA: Here, there's a can for everyone. My muscles are loosening up, and it doesn't hurt as bad. BLAKE: (Stretching HIS arms.) Hey, I think it's working. RYAN 2: Yeah, we could dodge this guy all day. They easily dodge the Body.) RYAN: It's pretty slow. The Body gets off the table and slowly walks to the HUMANS, trying to bite them. Its head tilts until it is looking directly at Karen. Then its head starts to tilt exactly the way MIKE had described it earlier to KAREN. Then its mouth drops open and its eyes pop open. Ryan! RYAN & RYAN 2: Yeah? BARRY: Oh, crap! You stand on the other side of the door and shut it as soon as we fling it out. RYAN: Yeah, they feel like a magic user casting a magic missile spell. DOC: Yeah, my hands are starting to tingle and they're getting warm. ![]() RYAN: Hey, Lindsey and McKenna, finally some good news for you guys. RYAN: Why, did it used to be a teacher? ZOMBIE 1: Must be people. RYAN: How long do you think it would take for the chemicals to make contact and re-animate the bodies and then for the bodies to climb out of their graves and make their way over here? RYAN 2: What about this one?! RYAN: (HE wanders over to the window SR.) Okay, so what we are worried about here is that when the contaminated water hits the cemetery grass, it flows into the ground and makes contact with the bodies that have been buried causing them to re-animate also? RYAN 2: How many dead people are in that cemetery? RYAN What's next door? ERIN: (Still in baby talk.) Can you keep under control now?ĮRIN: You don't want the Zombies to eat us, do you?īARRY: No. MIKE: I'm more worried about the grass next door. LINDSEY: Me too.īLAKE: What if I become like them?! Or that?! (Pointing to the BODY on the table.) RYAN: What's happening? Why are those dead people out of their freezers? ERIN: And you are afraid that the chemicals from Blake will contaminate the water and kill all the plants? They probably haven't eaten since they died. RYAN 2: Why would they bite you? RYAN Maybe they're hungry. BARRY: It's locked, if that's what you mean. RYAN: Maybe you just thought you saw dead people walkingĪround. ERIN: Maybe they just want some cashews? Anyone? (ERIN holds up a can of cashews. She gave it to me in case we broke down, but I'm not supposed to use it unless it's an emergency. MELISSA: Does anyone have a cell phone? RYAN:I have my mom's. MIKE: Ya don't keep live bodies in a mortuarvĮRIN: All right, relax. (The moaning continues offstage.) RYAN It sounds like moaning. So you're both named Ryan? RYAN: Yeah, but I'm two months older. ![]() (More vomiting.) RYAN Oh good, McKenna found a bag. (Looking offstage at THEM.) Oh man, not on my desk. (ALL the others take a step back.) RYAN: Go ahead and throw up. What's gonna happen to us? RYAN: That guy went to call someone. RYAN: It's only used on dead bodies? BLAKE: I'm gonna bleed you.īARRY: Easy, dude. It pumps out the blood while pumping in the fluid. It just has to let players actually play the game instead of spend all of their time dead and frustrated.MIKE: This machine is for embalming the dead. Maybe take a bath in holy water or something and the zombies can’t hurt you. There should have been options to opt out, possibly even through newly added event-related abilities or items. This event should never have been reimplemented as-is after the colossal failure that was its original implementation back in 2008. I have enough to deal with in real life, I don’t need this mess in-game. Doing anything that’s not way out in the wilds, far from where other players congregate, is nearly impossible. But this time I’m on a fresh server, with a level 36. At the time, I had max level characters and so didn’t have to worry about 90% of the zombies being significantly higher level than me, and it was STILL an extraordinarily annoying event. I’ve been playing WoW since beta vanilla back in 2003, so I went through this event before. It’s just straight up NOT FUN to the point of making it unpleasant to even bother trying to play. ![]() Getting to class trainers even in places like Goldshire requires multiple corpse runs. It’s ruining the game for me as a casual player on one of the fresh servers. I’ll go ahead and join the list of people posting threads complaining about this event. ![]()
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